Table of Contents

  Dedication

  Table of Contents

  Why, fuck?

  Turkish

  Albanian

  Chinese

  French

  Greek

  Dutch

  Latin

  Korean

  Swedish

  Finnish

  Armenian

  Bengal

  Hungarian

  Croatian

  Hawaiian

  German

  Spanish (Central America)

  Hindi

  Russian

  Spanish (Caribbean)

  Mandarin Chinese

  Italian

  Japanese

  Portuguese

  Thai

  Amharic

  Bulgarian

  Czech

  Danish

  Uzbek

  Spanish

  Ukrainian

  Tamil

  Islandic

  Gujarati

  Irish

  Chichewa

  Basque

  Galician

  And then…

  About ME

  Still reading? FFS?!

  Seriously?

  The End

  F*CK

  By

  Virginia Johnson

  (go figure)

  *eyes roll*

  This book is a work of fiction. People, places, events, and situations are the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblances to actual persons, living or dead, or historical events, is purely coincidental.

  © April 2017 by Virginia Johnson

  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

  No part of this book shall be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the copyright holder.

  Dedication

  Who really gives a fuck?

  Oh yeah… Janneke, my PA, and the few KV Girls that were so incredibly encouraging that I had no choice but to deliver to them an entire book dedicated to their love for the word “F*CK”. They dared me to and may they enjoy the fiery hell that I am slowly building for them to spend their fucking existence. You know who you bitches are.

  For those of you that have neglected to find the awesomeness in the chat group that we INVITED EVERYONE IN TO, so don’t get all fuckity about it…

  KV Chat –

  I love hearty cocks

  Miss Nerd

  Kyle’s Mistress

  Orale Holmes

  Monte (fkn man not a girl)

  Amy Lynn – this book = her fault (JUST SAYIN)

  Alien Assfarm

  DickButt

  Lead Cunt

  Wednesdays r 4 Homosex bjs

  Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

  Canadian

  Cockmaster Flex

  Table of Contents

  Dedication

  Table of Contents

  Why, fuck?

  Turkish

  Albanian

  Chinese

  French

  Greek

  Dutch

  Latin

  Korean

  Swedish

  Finnish

  Armenian

  Bengal

  Hungarian

  Croatian

  Hawaiian

  German

  Spanish (Central America)

  Hindi

  Russian

  Spanish (Caribbean)

  Mandarin Chinese

  Italian

  Japanese

  Portuguese

  Thai

  Amharic

  Bulgarian

  Czech

  Danish

  Uzbek

  Spanish

  Ukrainian

  Tamil

  Islandic

  Gujarati

  Irish

  Chichewa

  Basque

  Galician

  And then…

  About ME

  Still reading? FFS?!

  Seriously?

  The End

  Why, Fuck?

  First – this is not a fucking novel. It is an educational experience and a reference guide for sick and twisted individuals that would rather know how to say “FUCK” in 40 languages, rather than “Hi”.

  *this is me*^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  SOOOOOOO…………..

  I am 99% sure that you have no fucking idea why you own this book. Well, let me enlighten you. I am going to do my best to not offend or piss off any one that actually tries to read this book. There was no harm caused to any human, animal, cowboys, aliens, water species, land species, air species, blah, blah, blah… The only person that was bothered with this book was me. Why? Because I decided to do this to my fucking self and I don’t turn down dares. *see dedication*

  Plain and simple; this book is nothing more than a play on the word ‘fuck’. I translated it the best I could and I barely give a fuck whether or not it is accurate. I don’t give a fuck if any of this makes sense and I don’t fucking believe that there are so many ways to say it. Basically, you bought a book with a whole bunch of fucking ways to spell ‘fuck’.

  Before you get all belligerent, keep in mind that this book was never intended to make any money and it was, by no means, meant to make you think that you were buying a piece of fucking history. This book is meant for nothing more than to be set on the coffee table when your over-sensitive mother in-law decides that she is going to drop by for tea. Fuck that.

  I have now provided you with the “Get the fuck out of my house as soon as possible” token tool. Don’t believe me? Try it. If it doesn’t work? She is a keeper and you are way too fucking judgy.

  Other uses for this book, the cover will become damaged in water, as well as its pages. There is no fucking reason why you would want a waterproof book, but for the sake of the obvious caution sign that you need on your fucking forehead, here ya go. “NOT FUCKING WATERPROOF!”

  There are going to be some out there that are going to be like, “Ummm, No. We don’t say it that way. We say it like…” Guess what? I don’t give a fuck! Where were you when I was trying to find the right translation for the language or dialect that YOU speak? Sleeping, working, driving, maybe watching the icecapades? No, still not you? Well, I still don’t give a fuck.

  Before you get too hell bent on the nature of this book, I have to do a shout out to my KV girls. Apparently, I say “FUCK” enough that it has become a thing. I am not shy nor do I have any shame about it. Fuck is one of the only words that can be used during any emotional state. Let’s think about it, you are driving down the street and a fucker swerves in front of you.

  Do you

  Shake your head and say, “Now, this little buddy needs to revisit a few automobile use and educational classes.”

  Whistle and hope someone doesn’t hear the bad words that you almost let escape your tight-lipped mouth.

  Slam on the brakes, roll your window down, stick your middle finger proudly in the air and scream at the top of your lungs, “Go fuck yourself, you sorry fucking excuse for a half-wit fucking human.”

  Since we all know that clearly C is the answer, lets continue on without all of the fucking bullshit that you were going to shove down my throat like the fucking hypocrite that you are.

  So, without further ado…

  I give you the (very unedited, barely researched and hardly worth the paper that it will most likely be printed on) book of F*CK.

  Turkish

  Kahretsin

  Albanian

  qij

  Chinese

  他媽的

  Tā mā d

  French

  Merde

  Greek

  Γαμώ Gamó

  γαμώτο

  Dutch

  Neuken

  Latin

  Fortuna

  Korean

  씨발

  못쓰게 만들다

  mos-sseuge mandeulda

  Swedish

  Knulla

  Finnish

  naida

  Armenian

  մինետ minet

  Bengal

  যৌনসঙ্গম

  Yaunasaṅgama

  Hungarian

  Bassza

  Croatian

  Jebati

  Hawaiian

  Anal

  ^^^^^

  (pay attention)

  German

  Ficken

  Spanish (Central America)

  Hijo de puta

  Hindi

  (also means sister fucker O_o)

  भेन्चोद

  *Did you all fucking see this?*

  Russian

  блядь

  Spanish (Caribbean)

  Coño

  Mandarin Chinese

  他妈的

  Italian

  Cazzo

  Japanese

  くそ

  Portuguese

  Foda-se

  Thai

  เย็ด

  Amharic

  በኮንዶም

  Bulgarian

  Мамка

  Czech

  Souložit

  Danish

  fanden

  Uzbek

  Jin ursin

  Spanish

  Mierda

  Ukrainian

  Ебать

  Tamil

  இந்தவொரு

  Islandic

  Ríða

  Gujarati

  વાહિ� ��ાત

  Irish

  ag fuck

  Chichewa

  Asa

  Basque

  Arraio

  Galician

  Foder

  And then…

  Did you fucking learn anything?

  You know you learned something! If not, please revisit the section titled “Hawaiian” or “Hindi”. I am pretty fucking sure that one of you fuckers knew that the word “fuck” meant “sister fucker”.

  There isn’t much more that you are going to have time for and I can respect that. I, like all authors in the indie market, wanted to take this opportunity to prove that you can release a book with little to no thought. Follow your dreams, just don’t shove them down my fucking throat.

  ^^^^^All of this is bullshit…. Oh, an Idea. I am doing “shit” next, so don’t get any fucking ideas.

  About ME

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  Still reading? FFS?!

  Fine –

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  Why?

  Why the fuck not?!?

  Seriously?

  Hanging in there for just one more fucking surprise?

  Fine then….

  Join our fan group

  “Fuck” is the least offensive thing in there.

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  The End

  Really. This isn’t one of those movies that you have to hang out with all of the assholes cleaning off their pants before the fucking lights come on.

  You know what I am talking about. ;)

  It’s you, isn’t it? You sick fuck.

  Don’t be offended, everyone does it. (bullshit, but it might make you feel better to think so, fucker)

 

 

  Virginia Johnson, F*CK

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